Monday, October 12, 2009

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS



I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors,
but there`s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper suppose to magically wrap around
rock and leave it immobile?! Why the hell can`t paper do this to scissors??
screw scissors, why can`t paper do this to people??!
why aren`t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students
as they take notes in class?? i`ll tell you why...
because paper can`t beat anybody!
a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds!
When i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock.
then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper i can punch them in the face
with my already clenched fist and say,
"oh shit! im sorry.. i thought paper would protect you, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"




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